1. Everyone has the right to be stupid. But some people just abuse the privilege.
2. Don't play stupid with me! Because ya know I'm better at it.
3. Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
4. A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it's the stupid ones who need all the advice.
5. If barbie is so popular, then why do people have to buy all her friends?
6. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
7. I poured spot remover on my dog & now he's gone.
8. They say that hard work never hurts anyone. But then again, why take the chance?
9. Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
10. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.